back-stabbers: So this is what it feels like to know that even your closest friends couldn’t give a shit about you.
me when my friends are sad: basically becomes a psychiatrist
my friends when im sad: ok
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Lilly Allen music: *happy go lucky melody with fairies in the background dancing with the angels of heaven*
Lilly Allen lyrics: The whole world is a dark place where no will ever escape from. Just saw an old lady get raped in London, I didn't do shit, too fuckin' bad. Everyone is on drugs and doesn't care, you all need help. You hate gay people? Well fuck you. My boyfriend has a tiny penis and it's not fair. Stop FUCKING HITTING ON ME AT THE BAR JESUS CHRIST, I HAVE AIDS OKAY?? Oh, you're 29? lmfao you're life is over bitch. You better hope a man comes along to take care of you, you're not 22 anymore. Anyone want to have some Chinese food with me?